Me no understand blogger.com

First off, I have no idea what is going on in this program. Second, since I am doing this casually, you will probably notice a slow decline in my spelling and grammar and if you start to point out my typos I will have to destroy you. Finally, my past experiences with things like this shows that most of my "blogs" will just turn into big rants that don't have much relevancy to anything and won't make much sense, just a heads up. 

P.S. Warning for the fam-bam: I will probably curse... because it is funny.